Monday, April 26, 2010

A Day in the Life of Aphrodite

7:30 AM: Wake up. Lay in bed for a good 30 minutes so I can completely wake myself up.

8:00 AM: Get out of bed and stretch my perfectly toned body.

9:15 AM: Walk over to my mirror and admire my gorgeous and untainted reflection. Gosh, I just love being a goddess.

9:20 AM: Take a refreshing bath in the nearest waterfall. Shampoo with lavender and citrus oils.

9:40 AM: Wrap my finest linens around me and lounge around while my gorgeous blond hair air dries in the radiant sun.

10:30 AM: Change into my sun-robe with the cute golden flowers stitched into it. I like the off the shoulder one so people can see my even tan.

11:30 AM: Eat a healthy breakfast. I like olives with pita bread and olive oil. I need to keep up my girly figure!

12:15 PM: Visit Athena, usually pick her up to visit the next tragic human. She likes to lend out her services. I'm just there to get admired.

2:30 PM: Frolic around in the clouds, usually annoy Zeus. Uh-oh, he better not make it storm on my freshly washed hair.

5:30 PM: Gosh, such an exhausting day calls for a beauty rest! Not like I need one, I'm beautiful with or without sle- IS THAT CUTE GOD WALKING BY?!

6:30 PM: Prep for my date with the muscle cutie who just floated by. Red or Silver robe? Hmm...such choices!

10:30 PM: What a night! I'm surprised I've even come home ;) Time to undress and begin my slumber.

11:15 PM: Place eye cover on me and fall asleep in my down bed.

My life rocks. :)

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