Monday, April 26, 2010

The Gods and Our Meanings

Here, I (Athena), will go into a short description of what each of us Gods represent. Yes, I'll even describe the men...sadly...

APHRODITE: The gorgeous goddess of beauty, love and sexuality. She's the kind you don't take home to mama.

APOLLO: He makes the sun shine and the moon beam.

ARTEMIS: The goddess of the hunt, wilderness, virginity, and fertility. She's mother nature, ya'll :D

ATHENA: The goddess of wisdom and, if I do say so myself, the TRUE divine beauty ;)

AEOLUS: The god of winds; he'll blow your mind away.

CALYPSO: She's a nymph. Maybe one day she'll be as mighty as us.

CIRCE: This chick is such a freakin' WITCH.

HERA: Goddess of women and marriage. She's boss.

HERMES: You might see him as you walk the great boarders of our lands. He also likes to send our mail to our desired receivers.

POLYPHEMUS: He reminds me of the Monopoly guy. You know, the one who always has one eye super huge because of the magnifying class? lol.

POSEIDON: God of sea and waters; he'll rock you like a hurricane.

RHEA: The mother of all the gods. Mama bear!

ZEUS: God of er'thang. He'll make it rain on dem witches.


So yeah, these are my main peeps. The homies I usually get down with. They're all quite sweet and caring. Just please, please don't make one of them mad. They will get you. True story.


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